Friday, August 6, 2010

10 Signs You're in Taiwan

10.  Near death experience by a moped
9.  You're greeted with "Good Morning" at all hours of the day
8.  Rice, rice, and rice.....and more rice
7. Do I hear the ice cream truck? PSYCH, it's the garbage man
6.  People twice your age bound passed you on the way up a steep mountain
5.  Three 7-elevens are in view at all times
4. You are " too wide" for clothes
3.  To relieve yourself, you have to squat over a hole in the ground
2.  You'll find yourself wondering, "where are the trashcans?"
1.  You see beauty all around

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